After a long hiatus, some offline-ness, and some personal growth (some due to being older, some due to calorie intake), we are back!
On our About page, you will notice that we cover the same content as this post, but I will go ahead anyway. Back in “the day” it used to be lots funnier to be a jerk. Honestly, we posted negative reviews mostly for the sake of being negative. But it took a heavy investment in different brands of mattresses to realize a guy sleeps bunches better when he’s got a more positive outlook, sleep numbers aside.
So for round 4 of Closttrekkie.com, we’re going to try to spin the silver lining wherever we can. We’ll only deprecate ourselves where it serves our purposes.
Here’s a flower in your gun.